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Friday, May 18, 2007

Ouch, This One's Gotta Sting a Bit

Well, they chose "America's Next Top Model" yesterday on CW's reality contest, and Jaslene (the dark-skinned, heavily accented Hispanic above) beat out Natasha (the light-skinned, heavily- accented Russian Slavic on the right). Another ouchie for Russians, especially the Slavic racists, given that Russians (like their poster boy Oleg Gazmanov) seem to think their women are the most beautiful in the world. Let the excuses (especially about evil foreign conspiracies) fly!


Russian Patriot said...

Yes! At last! A dark skinned girl won the contest, and kind of defeated a light skinned Russian girl.
It is like a balm for the La Russophobe's "inferiority complex" affected soul.
Considering LR's citing Martin Luter King a lot, her frequent referrence to USA slavery, and her attention to the skin colour, and also that she is loud and has scandalous attitude, I am 90% shure that she is an African-American (black) lady, dark skinned of course, fat, with her buttoks bulging back under the straight angle. That is why she hates Sharapova and other pretty Russian girls and is so happy in the above comment.

La Russophobe said...

Oh is Svetlana Kuznetsova pretty in your view? Gee, that's kind of sad . . .your standards are a bit low . . . but I like your comment about Russian tennis players -- the best thing you can say about them is that they are pretty. I agree! And so it goes in Russia. That's even more sad.

Anonymous said...

This is Hector,

I fail to see what a beauty contest has to do with Russian politics. This is another example of the simple narrow-minded anti-Russian chauvinism of theis blog. However, I should note that this was a Latina model and a Russian model competing, it goes to show you where American girls stand. Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and other such brainless, no personality and overly decorated whores would have been no match for either a Latina or a Russian beauty.

Russian patriot said...

Well, my taste is a rather versatile one.
I am not a tennis fan and do not know who is Svetlana Kusnetsova. She is not pretty, you say? May be. The well recognized fact of Russian women being pretty is based on statistics. So, not every one. I mentioned Sharapova just because LR used her name to demonstrate her (LR's)cheap russophobia.

Anonymous said...

elmer here.

I posted a few comments under the Gazmanov link.

Also, I think it's kind of brilliant to be fighting wars with beauty queens - noone gets killed, and looking at beauty queens/eye candy is sort of good for the heart!

Anonymous said...

I have to say, though, Natasha is clearly the cuter of the two. This comes from someone who tends toward Latin and Indian women, but Jaslene has too manly a face.

Russian patriot said...

Well they both do not look VERY pretty. The both faces look tense, no feminine softness. Thanks God they go without the artificial american "cheese" smiles to show the upper wisdom teeth.
In Russia we have got a lot of prettier ones. That Latina girl would not have any chances against them.