it doesn't want those grapes.
Anyone who criticizes the people of Russia is a racist.
When Russia experiences a setback, it's because of cruel misfortune.
When America does, it's a sign the end is near.
"Russia is a powerful and civilized country the whole world is
jealous of." Repeat it enough times, and it will become true.
When in doubt as to whether you can win an argument,
simply kill your adversary. This proves you were right all along.
It worked for the USSR, didn't it?
Two wrongs make a right. If any other country is guilty of doing
anything wrong, then Russia can't be criticized for anything and
has no need to reform.
It makes no difference how many people disagree with you,
or how powerful and influential they are. If anyone, anywhere,
agrees with you, that is proof you are 100% right
and your critics are 100% wrong.
Your own mistakes mean nothing, no matter how numerous or
well-documented they are. You don't need to acknowledge
them, much less correct the record, because your heart
is in the right place. It doesn't make any difference how
many times you've failed spectacularly in the past. As long as
you've been proven right on at least one occasion, you are always right.
If your critics are ever wrong, they are always wrong. If you find that
Anders Aslund has misspelled a word or Edward Lucas
is 0.1% off on his prediction, this is conclusive proof that
every word they utter is the opposite of the truth.