From the comments section:
Commenter: Aren't you afraid she'll sue you to protect her honor and
dignity, and you'll have to pay for every pageview?
Ellustrator: I've already booked my plane ticket!
Lions and tigers and owls, oh my! The Moscow Times reports: "A scantily clad, 32-year-old man was found dead early Monday in a pool of blood in an owl cage at the Moscow Zoo. A bird keeper at the zoo found the man, Alexander Luparev at about 10 a.m., lying in the cage, which is home to a Siberina long-tailed tawny owl."
who find this funny or the Russians who don't and say
Lake Baikal . . . it only takes two minutes!