Let's check in on the Russian sex scene and see how wonderfully well the "oil-rich" and civilized country is doing, shall we? Let Malina introduce herself, won't you gentlemen:

Приветик. Я маленькая, легкая и нежная девушка. Живу в марьино недалеко от м. братиславская. Классический секс, глубокий минет, за анал+3000р, за минет без резинки тоже допл$. Выезд 2часика 4500р,ночь-9000р

Oh, you don't speak Russian? Well, let La Russophobe translate:

Hi baby. I'm a little girl, soft and easy. I live in Marino, not far from the Bratislavskaya Metro Station in Moscow. I do straight sex and blowjobs. $75 for an hour, $125 for two hours and $300 for a whole night. $50 extra per hour outcalls, and there's an extra charge for blowjobs without a condom or anal sex.

Malina (well, her pimp) has her own web page (children are welcome to visit any time, but they have to promise to be 18 before they enter) and an ICQ account (312771739). She doesn't mind if you bring your video camera. Malina promises she's 18 too but . . . well . . . you know. Russia does have its standards.

If Malina is not to your taste, just ring up her pimp at 8-909-955-6551 and there's undoubtedly no shortage of other choices for your amusement.

Unabashed, well-publicized child prostitution -- just one more reason to love the Neo-Soviet Union. Not.