Sure they lose all the time to much lower ranked players, but what does that matter when everyone in the world knows that Russia's female tennis players are by far the most beautiful on the tour. Why, just look at . . .
say Medusa?) and . . .
have been the model for that witch on Bugs Bunny?).
And then there's the true queen of Russian beauty and
feminity, Maria Sharapova . . . er . . . well, that's what they say.
Perhaps a few too many steroids, dear?
What man (or woman) could ask for more ravishing feminity than this? Truly, Russia is not a country but rather a paradise . . .
*NOTE: Petrova received the ultimate "diss" at Wimbledon this year, getting a seed two spots below her world ranking, and then as if to prove how lame she is got eliminated in the fourth round. At least, however, her ejection came at the hands of a higher-ranked player in three sets. Kuznetsova was booted in pathetic straight sets by a player not ranked or seeded in the world's top 20. On the other hand, Kuznetsova at least managed to get as far as the fourth round before being booted, so it's actually hard to say which of the two is more pathetic on the court. Thankfully, they've got their good looks to fall back on!