Oh, didums wooz ANOTHER matchy-watchy to a much lower wanked pwaya, winning onwee four of sixteen games played and getting blown off the court like the pretender you always have been, all the while screeching like a banshee while decked out in one of the most ridiculous tennis getups to be seen in years?
Gee, that IS a shame. But don't worry, you always have your imaginary "modeling" career to fall back on, dear.
Or you can just marry a pop star like Anna did. Or if that craps out . . .
But Maria's still got her good looks . . . uh . . . er . . . has somebody been whuppin on her with an ugly stick recently? Guess losing so big so often could kinda wear on you after a while . . . but Anna K. seemed to take it better, at least not so hard on the face. Is it us or does that face look kinda manly?