Annals of Shamapova
Oh, didums wooz ANOTHER matchy-watchy to a much lower wanked pwaya, winning onwee four of sixteen games played and getting blown off the court like the pretender you always have been, all the while screeching like a banshee while decked out in one of the most ridiculous tennis getups to be seen in years?
We give . . . are they angels' wings?Gee, that IS a shame. But don't worry, you always have your imaginary "modeling" career to fall back on, dear.
Or you can just marry a pop star like Anna did. Or if that craps out . . .
. . . there's always porn.
Just in case you want to know what a real champion looks like. She's American Venus Williams, who devastated Shamapova in the Wimbledon quarter-finals yesterday just like her little sister did earlier this year at the Australian Open, and then went on the very next day (i.e., today) to dismiss the last Russian left alive in the ladies draw, Svetlana Kuznetsova, another much higher ranked Russian who lost to a much lower ranked foreigner in easy straight sets. So much for Russian "dominance" in ladies tennis!
But Maria's still got her good looks . . . uh . . . er . . . has somebody been whuppin on her with an ugly stick recently? Guess losing so big so often could kinda wear on you after a while . . . but Anna K. seemed to take it better, at least not so hard on the face. Is it us or does that face look kinda manly?
3 comments:
As much as I criticize the current Russia(was there ever an acceptable Russia in the first place?, given its track record). I think Sharapova is more of an American product. If my info is correct she is more American because her youth after 7 is in America. Thus she was brought up surrounded by American values and attitudes. Thus making her a symbol of Russia is self defeating and dishonest.
We couldn't agree with you more! In fact, the main reason we attack her is that she keeps on insisting she is Russian, and served as the pitchman for Russia's Olympics bid as well as saying she'll ply for the Russian national team one day. Like a classic Russian, she wants to have he cake and eat it too.
LR
I don't quarrel with your comments about Russia at all.
Just one suggestion - maybe the comment about going into porn is a bit over the top, and somewhat unfair.
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