La Russophobe: The Sunday Satires

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Sunday, April 22, 2007

The Sunday Satires

Source: Ellustrator.

Translated by: Vova Khavkin (click to enlarge).

Note: Vova has translated as "terminate with extreme prejudice" the Russian verb "mochit'" -- the same verb Putin famously used to describe what he would do to the Chechen rebels whilst they were sitting on the toilets in their outhouses.

Note: The translation of the top group of buttons was lost due to technical issues. The top line on the remote control reads "beat them up" and the numbered buttons indicate the number of whacks to be delivered.

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Girl Power: Ginger Rogers could do everything Fred Astaire could do . . . backwards, and in high heels.

Pioneer Power: Though he painted more than 1,000 works of art in his lifetime, Vincent Van Gogh sold only two.

Mark Twain: "It's a man with very little imagination who can only spell a word one way."

Socrates: "To be is to do." Sartre: "To do is to be." Sinatra: "Do be do be do."

Girl Power: On May 14, 2006, a perfect game was pitched in the Oakfield, New York Little League. Perfect as in 18 consecutive strikeouts. The pitcher's name? Katie Brownell. She's the only female player in the league.

Girl Power: On April 13, 2007, the Independent reported that women will soon be able to produce sperm cells from their bone marrow, making men obsolete.